just_chi
Date:
2008-11-29
Time: 14:24:25
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A drunk walks into a tavern and walks up to
the bar. The bartender wanders over and says,
"What'll it be?" He replies, "Free beer all
around!" So the bartender sets up a cold one
for everyone in the bar. Then the drunk says,
"I'll have a shot and a beer and get a shot
and a beer for yourself since you are so
nice." So the bartender pours a couple of
shots and two more drafts.
The drunk downs his shot and follows it with
a swallow of his draft. The bartender follows
suit and then says, "That'll be $48.50
please." The drunk responds, "I've got no
money."
With that the bartender jumps over the bar
and throws the guy out, kicking him in the
rear on his way out the door. The drunk lands
face down on the sidewalk.
A little while later, the drunk returns and
the bartender says," What are you doing back
here?" Again the drunk responds, "Free beer
for everyone and I'll take a shot and a beer,
too." "But don't pour one for
yourself, you get mean when you drink
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