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I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-07-04
Time: 18:27:43 		It just dawned on me today ....

1/ Be a High plains drifter
2/ Shoot up the sheriff
3/ Sleep out doors
4/ Drink shots of whisky in one gulp
5/ Phart with no shame
6/ Get to wear a hat and chaps
7/ Stare at people with suspicion
8/ Say nothing for a long time
9/ Use the word "yip" for "yes"
10/ Live off beans and sausiges
11/ Light camp fires
12/ Wander A to B - B - C ... for no reason
13/ Have endless horizons
14/ Play cards and gamble
15/ Frolic with saloon hussies
16/ Get to say "Hey bartender ... whisky"
17/ Push open saloon doors dramatically
18/ Wear a poncho in a non sissy way
19/ Go gold panning
20/ Get rescued by the 7th Cavalry

What do you want to be - ?
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
londondel
Date: 2008-07-04
Time: 18:28:24 		u just wanna sheep dip
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-07-04
Time: 18:30:38 		Am just born in the wrong century and the
wrong country .... ggggrrrrrr !!!!!!
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
denny26
Date: 2008-07-04
Time: 18:30:48 		get rescued by the 7th cavalry sounds like a
nice start
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-07-04
Time: 18:33:39 		I mmeant that in a non gay way Denny ...

Resuced because I've just taken on a 1000
Apaches - and have run out of ammunition
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
classylassy
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 15:22:33 		lol i have a cowboy hat u can borrow honestly
its white and is very cool .
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
xxxpoppyxxx
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 17:58:48 		I would love to be

Wonder Woman
Super Girl
Bionic Poppy
Cat Woman.

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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
sini
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 18:13:59 		ahhhhhhh -
i wanna have a cowboy now
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 22:40:15 		Reiver:A could get into this.Just fancy an
old west style shootout.Thow gwttin a hose up
six floors could be a drawback!.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
annaconda
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 22:42:18 		i will be the barmaid who serves ya beer in
the saloon
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:04:00 		annastasia2oes that mean you would be a
busty wench lol.YeeeeeeHaaaaaaW.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:18:19 		Hi Tic ...
You gonna pull those pistols or whisle Dixie
? ......

A bionic poppy ..... WOW !!!! Even better
than the real thing.

I've already got my own cowboy hat folks ..
well its really an Australian Bush hat ...
but looks the same. Next step .. the chaps.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:21:56 		Reiver:You just put that christina aguilera

song duuurty in ma head now talking about
chaps lol not very cowboy.And a ment to say
horse not hose lol.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:27:21 		Oh no ... the durtyy minx ... christine
aguilera ....

SHe's just gone and wrecked my chaps fantasy
..... they're now harlotesque with a gay
slant .... in my imagination.

Might settle for the poncho look and cigar.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
myranscott
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:31:14 		i wanna be that fly on the wall whenever u
wish u were a fly on the wall
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:31:49 		Reiver ill be the Good and you can take your
pick from Bad or Ugly lol.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:36:25 		Clint Eastwood ? Sure thang ....

Am more into his "High plains drifter" phase
.... the film were he rides into Largo,
paints it paint, appoints a midget sheriff
... and basically knacks everyone .... so
kool
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
diogenes
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:36:33 		yeehaa lets round up a posse and lynch some
mother
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:38:41 		ooops typo - he paints Largo pink ....

Amazing image ..... but what was in his heaad
.... creating hell? or perhaps a closet gay?
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:39:53 		Hey diogenes leave the mothers alone lol.What
happend to the Wench??The beers lol.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:43:42 		charlie175:Clint might take sh1t if you told
him it was a ripe nana lol......
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
diogenes
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:46:01 		reivers the one with the boyfriend
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:47:24 		"Gimmie a whisky bartend ..... there's two
things from texas boy, steers and queers
..... dieing ain't no living ..... this is
what they call the Mississipii boat ride"

Uber-kool dude .... the ultimate ....

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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:48:35 		Now now diogenes.Dont start fighting over
whos getting the sheriff badge lol.....
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:50:09 		Gotta form a possie - so you can all have
sheriff badges .....

To horse ... ride'em cowboy ... yyyeeeeeha
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:54:02 		YeeeeHaaaaww Listen to my gun it goes Tic Tic
Boom lol.Its an old wind up one.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-07-09
Time: 23:57:23 		I've got a colt 45 and a bullet proof poncho
......

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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
diogenes
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:01:13 		theres no mexicans in my area but theres an
indian take away up the road, lets string em
by thier popadoms ,hang em high cowboy
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:04:51 		Heyyy Gringoooo.Your muther was a
dooooog...lol.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:04:59 		Get the wagons in a circle .. where's jake?
..... in the chuck wagon ..... look, an
indian ..... they won't attack at night ....
what's that sticking in me .... lets shoot up
the sheriff instead ...
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:12:29 		Yes reiver and all those beans sure keep you
warm at night.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
annaconda
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:14:22 		any one buying drinks or just idel chity
chaty
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:16:12 		Yeah you can have some of my moonshine lol
watch the floaters.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:16:58 		Bar room hussie at three o'clock ....


Howdy partner ..... (moassies across) ....
fancy a whisky ?
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
denny26
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:22:59 		how about we play cowboys and cowgirls
instead cowboys and indians
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:24:57 		OOoooh .... cowgirls ....

Any Calamity Janes out there?
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
dark_lashes
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:26:02 		@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@''
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:26:55 		Did you ever any watch Deadwood.That was
class.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
denny26
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:27:53 		my mother considered me a calamity
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:44:26 		Tell me more?..
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:46:11 		Gets out double barrelled pump action Indian
mortification unit ....

HASTALAVISTA hunny bunney ....
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
annaconda
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:49:59 		anna grabs her weston ye ha back of i ant no
ones hussy
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:54:58 		c.o.c.k.'s trigger .... [shoots a blank]

GGggggrrrrrr - still got second barrel

[gets closer]

HASTALAVISTA BAR HUSSIE .....
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 00:57:16 		Ive got two weins lol.Thats how a know theres
no Blanks in this gun lol.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
peachy1962
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 02:44:28 		Save a horse....ride a cowboy!!! PMSL
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
denny26
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 02:56:21 		where do I sign up?
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-07-10
Time: 20:51:21 		denny26:You can sighn up at pure desperate
dot com lol.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 22:24:20 		Reminds me of the gay cowboys who went to
town and shot up the sheriff....

Is "Brake Butt Mountain" any good as a film ?
..... or am I unjustly being homophobic ?
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 22:37:30 		Lol reiver.There sure to check out your
sheriff badge .
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 22:39:58 		OH nO .... I don't want any gay cowboys
shooting up me ....

Might hand in me sheriff's badge "TIC"
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
tic1888
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 22:43:57 		Aaaar Jim me lad
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 22:44:05 		AHOY there mugwuffin ...

Peaces of 5 .....

Shiver me timbers and splice my mainsail ...
mmmmmm rather take me chances with the gay
cowboys .... LOL
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
daddy_bear
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 22:45:12 		it's just another example of hollywood trying
to tap into a potential cash cow. whilst
masquerading as caring sharing liberals.

it's a standard format..
two individuals denying who they truely are
and falling in love with somebody they
shouldn't.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 22:52:04 		I'm a big cowboy film buff .... but don't
want to see cowboys buffing each other ...

"Daddy" ... are you saying the "Brake butt
mountain" is worth watching? I could take the
risk .... am not confused .....
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
neiljsy
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 22:53:20 		isnt cowboy a position women take up during
intercourse ?
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
neiljsy
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 22:53:54 		oh no, thats cowgirl
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
neiljsy
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 22:54:19 		cowboy is what gay blokes do aint it lol
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
daddy_bear
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 22:58:40 		some experts or critics may say that being
made to feel awkward was all part of the
journey and experience..etc etc.
it wasn't for me it was awkward...with a
capital A.
g/f at the time thought it was moving etc
etc.
i prefer shane,the searchers the unforgiven.
even young guns.
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 23:01:50 		COWGIRL position ?

OOoooh er .... enlighten me please
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
neiljsy
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 23:08:31 		girl on top ....

didnt think it would need explanation lol
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 23:10:16 		Oh ho ... got the picture ....

Facing which way ....?????
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
neiljsy
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 23:12:19 		did u do a typo when u registered ur username
reciever

heheheheh

jeez i can be so childish
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-08-01
Time: 23:18:39 		MMMmmmmmm - your all giving me new ideas
.........

I live such a sheltered life ....
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Re: I want to be a Cowboy
 
reiver
Date: 2008-08-08
Time: 21:05:10 		So I should give "Break butt mountain" a wide
miss ?????

Just saw part of the script today ...

First Cowboy .... "Yip"
Second Cowboy .... "Yip"

BLEH! Sordid - call that entertainment
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