just_den
Date:
2008-07-04
Time: 10:06:27
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in honour of our catholic members....
MODS:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics
is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on.
You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
THE GIRLS:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
SENOR_ROJO:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
THE BOYS:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
ADMIN:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
THE REAL MEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
THE OTHER REAL MEN:
...God get quite irate.
THE BRUNETTES:
Every sperm is sacred.
THE BLONDS:
Every sperm is good.
BLACK HEADS:
Every sperm is needed...
THE GINGERS:
...In your neighbourhood!
THE GIRLS:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
THE GIRLS WHO WANNA BE BOYS:
God needs everybody's.
ME:
Mine!
YOU:
And mine!
THEM:
And mine!
DEE:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
DAMSEL:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:..LOUD AS YOU CAN!
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate! |
oh dear....i hope your side of the ritual
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