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The official Steve McLaren ruined
my summer limerick thread ... |
claretward20
Date:
2008-06-04
Time: 10:55:44
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thought of this last night whilst watching a
winner gyrate in the rain.
Or heres another one to get you in the
mood!!
A manager frightened of rain
Denied us the chance to play Spain
The tactics of a bummer
He has ruined my summer
But he's on the beeb what a pain.
Trinadad and Tobago we play
The nation hardly shouts wahey hey
We're reduced to this
Cos McLarens tactical death kiss
But we will triumph in football some day
Ok I ain't a poet but can you add one then we
can send it to
Mclarenscrapumbrellas[censored]with pictures
of long faces. |
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claretward20
Date:
2008-06-04
Time: 11:04:12
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There once was a tosser from York
Who proved, you can't educate pork
He was so off his trolley,
that he stood with his brolly,
whilst making our team look a joke.
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claretward20
Date:
2008-06-04
Time: 11:10:23
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He stood on the line sadly frowning
And made sure that he wasn’t drowning
Like a fat ginger cat
The stupid old prat
Kept picking a winger called Downing
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Re: The official Steve McLaren
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claretward20
Date:
2008-06-04
Time: 11:16:31
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The world's greatest limerick is:
The breasts of a barmaid of Hale
Were tattooed with the price of brown ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille |
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