ricktheprinter
Date:
2008-05-16
Time: 09:03:55
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A man feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as
well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not
quite sure how to approach
her, he called the family Doctor to discuss
the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple
informal test the husband could
perform to give the Doctor a better idea
about her hearing loss. Here's
what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about
40 feet away from her, and
in a normal conversational speaking tone see
if she hears you. If not, go to
30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you
get a response.'
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen
cooking dinner, and he was in
the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40
feet away, let's see what
happens.'
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey,
what's for dinner?'
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen,
about 30 feet from his wife
and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he
is about 20 feet from his wife
and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about
10 feet away. 'Honey, what's
for dinner?' Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg,
what's for dinner?'
(I just love this)
'Frank , for the FIFTH F UCKING time,
CHICKEN!' |
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