myranscott
Date:
2008-05-16
Time: 00:23:58
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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed
reading when the
Wife looks over at him and asks the
question....
WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you
get married
Again?'
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being
married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry? '
HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: 'Would you repla ce my pictures with
hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper
thing to do.
WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.
WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: 'Yes, those are always good times.
WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: 'crap' |
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