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Good evening each |
claudius
Date:
2008-05-15
Time: 23:25:55
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How pleasant it is to greet you all and can I
say I am delighted to be a member of UK
Chatterbox. It's a super evening for it and
I'm looking forward to my first reply of
welcome. So come on, lets hear from you. I
am just away to put the kettle on and when I
come back, I expect to be inundated. With
every good wish, CLAUDIUS R. |
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Re: Good evening each |
claudius
Date:
2008-05-15
Time: 23:58:22
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Hi Suze.....
Thanks for your welcome though I'm not sure
about the hint of a stammer in your message!
Anyway, I've lost my impediment as you can
see. You need to be able to speak clearly
and speedily these days and it's amazing what
the threat of a sharp sword can help you
achieve. Luv Claudie R |
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Re: Good evening each |
claudius
Date:
2008-05-16
Time: 00:00:42
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No Tigerwulf, I've been in my little kitchen
all the while! I've mashed and supped the
tea a while ago. Did you not receive my
person regards in your email? |
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Re: Good evening each |
claudius
Date:
2008-05-16
Time: 00:11:00
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My dear Londondell...May I, through you, make
so bld as to reply to all my correspondents
this evening and bid each of you a fond
goodnight. I'm afraid the whole exciting
business has left me rather giddy and
breathless and I fear I must away for a lie
down in a darkened room to recover myself. I
do hope you all understand and I look forward
to greeting you again soon. With all pink
and fluffy regards, Your ever affectionate
CLAUDIOUS R. |
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Re: Good evening each |
claudius
Date:
2008-05-16
Time: 00:21:07
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Hello Mysterious My dear...It's Claudius
here. Just responding before I retire. Yes,
I'm Bi-claudius you know Bi-a friend of my
fathers! In addition, with me you get two
for one as I have a M'laddo. That is a voice
that has been my constant companion for eight
and twenty years. I'd introduce you to him
except for the fact that he doen't exist.
However, I think I qualify for this site,
don't you. CLAUDIUS R |
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Re: Good evening each |
claudius
Date:
2008-05-16
Time: 00:27:23
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Why Freddie my dear I threw all my frigid
magnets out last whipperwill. Only dust
gathers my sweet, Dustgathers. Seems to me
you are a bit of a dustgather yourself fred
me owld [censored]. 'ere, Fred, why not take
a good long walk til your hat floats or go
and have as many weeks as you can pay for
pulling faces at moles. You would enjoy it
so Fred. (rhymes with dead does Fred).XX |
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Re: Good evening each |
claudius
Date:
2008-05-16
Time: 00:43:32
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I've decided to speak to Freddie bumps when
he is in posession of his half wits again but
that will take some time my dears. The poor
fellow sees not the insult even when it's
stuck to his gusset. Matron he's out of bed
again!!
Good night my little angels. Be good til we
converse again. I'll be thinking about you
all as I arrange a chemical cosh for the
mountebank in our midst. (Fred the witless of
course) Beware of him my dears, he'll lead
you to armagheddon if you're not careful.
Doom, my dears Doom if you follow the witless
gosshawk from Jerkinbed. Sleep the sleep of
the beautiful and the just my little cotton
tails. Big bobos til we meet again in the
ether. CLAUDIUS R |
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Re: Good evening each |
claudius
Date:
2008-05-16
Time: 00:56:09
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Why Lucylastic...
Wonderful wonderful just! And you a
Ministers Daughter! why I don't know where
to hide my washing.! Your a caution Lucee a
true Kilt makers button stick and no
mistake.
Take my advice dear, stick to the diet, it'll
sort out your wind problem and you can eat
all the savoy cabbage youve a mind to. Now
howzabout that La!
God Bells to the Lucy Lady may she grow
strong in the knpowledge that we have loved
and cared for her these 75years that she has
trod the boards. God Bless her and may the
good fairy (joe) send all the stardust in
heaven and sprinkle it on her and on her old
bus conductresses uniform. Thank you and
Sister Donaghue will see you out. Yours ever
so....CLAUDIUS R. |
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Re: Good evening each |
claudius
Date:
2008-05-16
Time: 01:08:00
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Freddie, Freddie my dear I'm utterly amazed
that the medication I ordered for you has not
yet taken effect. It's a big worry that as
just a teaspoon will normally stun a raging
bullock within two minutes. You it seems can
withstand a full quart and remain your usual
gormless self. You are a miracle my dear a
modern miracle. But we knew that when you
were born my love. Yes, one look at those
eyes and we knew it would be a miracle if you
ever suvived to puberty. But you have
sweetness and we must pay tribute to all the
ets who assisted in the pen. Good night my
ruthless wee fred, dont wet the bed and dont
pinch the lead cos we'll use for a filler for
your dozy wee head! There now fred, a little
bed time song for you. Bye bye and remember,
its nice to be important but its more
important to be nice! Steaming kettle to you
fred. CLAUDIUS R |
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Re: Good evening each |
claudius
Date:
2008-05-16
Time: 01:16:58
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Damsel...You never know who you'll meet in a
forum dear and yes, I have been to Australia
once or twice!! who's the smart one then? I
must introduce you to my freind Les
Patterson. I knew my cover would soon be
blown. Bye bye my lttle possum and good
luck.
BARRIE HUMPHRIESx |
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