kinlass42
Date:
2008-05-15
Time: 15:09:42
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Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called
a repairman. Since she had to go to work the
next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave
the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher,
leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail
you a check "
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog
Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever
you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk
to my parrot!" "I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY
PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's
apartment the following day, he discovered
the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever
seen. But, just as she had said, the dog
just lay there on the carpet watching the
repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole
time with his incessant yelling, cursing and
name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't
contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him,
Spike!"
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