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Do undertakers touch you when your
dead...

 
landofgreenginger
Date: 2008-05-01
Time: 17:16:56
In private places ?
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lekki
Date: 2008-05-01
Time: 17:17:48
What a weirdo question
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tinzel501
Date: 2008-05-01
Time: 17:18:05
i dunno i'll tell ya when im dead!!!
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babystorm
Status: Moderator
Date: 2008-05-01
Time: 17:18:29
who cares, ya dead
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xblack_heartx
Date: 2008-05-01
Time: 17:25:33
I know a nice cemetary you can dig up if you
really want to ask someone
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xxxpoppyxxx
Date: 2008-05-01
Time: 17:29:59
what a odd thread this is,id like to think
not .
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tinzel501
Date: 2008-05-01
Time: 17:31:16
im scared of being touched up wen im
alive!!!!
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loopy87
Date: 2008-05-02
Time: 08:36:01
lmao tinzel. ginge seriously wots up wiv
these posts ur doin. GEEK!!!!
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suze
Date: 2008-05-02
Time: 08:55:37
ginge in your case ur only chance of being
touched up is by an undertaker

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luckylips1
Date: 2008-05-02
Time: 08:58:35
lmfao
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x_sparky_x
Date: 2008-05-02
Time: 14:27:53
Don't think they touch you like that but they
do break bones in order to fit you in a
casket.
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senor_rojo
Date: 2008-05-02
Time: 14:42:02
god i hope so.

well i cant get a feely when im living and
breathing so i will welcome it on my cold
dead a$$
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angel_of_darkness666
Date: 2008-05-02
Time: 14:42:30
^^^^^^^^^^
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soulguider
Date: 2008-05-02
Time: 17:31:21
as for touching you up...
well they do apply make up etc to make you
look better...
as for breaking bones.... my other half been
in business a few years now and never seen or
heard of anyone doing that to the deceased..
coffins/ caskets come in different sizes and
are made to fit the client not "squeeze"
somebody in..
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x_sparky_x
Date: 2008-05-02
Time: 17:38:02
I know of elderly people who have been bed
ridden and laid in a foetal position for so
long the bones have "frozen" so need to be
broke to lay their legs flat.
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tabletopdog
Date: 2008-05-24
Time: 12:18:30
do you like being touched when you"re alive?
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missbehavin07
Date: 2008-05-24
Time: 19:07:47
Thats called Necrophilia- Dont you get
touched much now hun? Sick question!
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marydolldublin
Date: 2008-05-25
Time: 00:21:31
there was a programme on Channel 4, of
course, and this bird worked at an
undertakers, she was a bit odd because she
stole the bodies of young men and made love
to them - NO JOKE
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luckylips1
Date: 2008-05-25
Time: 00:24:59
i really fuking hope not.
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rogerdekak
Date: 2008-05-25
Time: 00:25:49
No they use tongs to touch private bits
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abnormalbeauty
Date: 2008-05-29
Time: 17:06:34
you've just given me one more reason to be
afraid of dying 0.0
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ice_devil
Date: 2008-05-29
Time: 17:09:28
OMG i hope not,thats quite a sickening
thought,i hope by the time im dead they have
cctv in the morgues! lol
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korchi
Date: 2008-05-29
Time: 18:29:26
hi how are you are you ok
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ice_devil
Date: 2008-05-29
Time: 18:39:45
thats gross
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lil_red_gem
Date: 2008-05-29
Time: 18:40:16
Agree with baby - i won't care, i'll be
dead!!
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the_gate_keeper
Date: 2008-05-29
Time: 18:42:41
sarah 'willed' me some sex....


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darkeststar
Date: 2008-06-01
Time: 04:50:22
I saw the telly programme with the girl
stealing stiffs. Yes people really do do
that.
Apparently Marylin Monroe got an awful lot of
attention between the scene of her death and
the cemetary too.
Or is that a lot of awful attention? lol.

Incidentally, look up "munting" in the "Urban
Dictionary".
But only if you have a strong stomach lmao.
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denny26
Date: 2008-06-01
Time: 04:56:17
what a cheery thot at this time of nite
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snugglebunny74
Date: 2008-06-04
Time: 23:41:42
Golly I do hope not I plan to die all pretty
and sweet smelling, I dont want a man
injecting me after Im dead yuck .....

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sonya87
Date: 2008-06-04
Time: 23:47:44
I dunno, I wouldn't like to think so and if
they did then it would have to be one
fu-cked up fetish thing or something.
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red9t9
Date: 2008-06-05
Time: 00:09:24
I know of a world class dart thrower who used
to play darts while the bodies were being
layed out...and sorted so to speak!

anyone see the film things to do in denver
when your dead? well....thats what happen's
when you don't have a dartboard!
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marydolldublin
Date: 2008-06-05
Time: 15:19:44
LMFAO @ munting - brings a whole new meaning
to the word munter ;-)
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swadlincotelass
Date: 2008-06-05
Time: 15:56:09
them pervs are every where
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loopy87
Date: 2008-06-17
Time: 23:54:03
lol jollyman av u seen his other posts
they shud have a hall of shame jus 4 him.
ginge the men with white coats r comin 4 ya
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marydolldublin
Date: 2008-06-18
Time: 01:50:19
somebody said munter the other day and I had
sick thoughts but still giggled a wee bit :-/
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marydolldublin
Date: 2008-06-18
Time: 01:55:30
darkeststar
Date: 2008-06-01
Time: 04:50:22 I saw the telly programme
with the girl
stealing stiffs. Yes people really do do
that.
Apparently Marylin Monroe got an awful lot
of
attention between the scene of her death and
the cemetary too.
Or is that a lot of awful attention? lol.

Incidentally, look up "munting" in the
"Urban
Dictionary".
But only if you have a strong stomach lmao.
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