bonzo_1uk
Date:
2008-04-30
Time: 18:25:17
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A young
woman in Glasgow was so
depressed that she> decided to end her
life by throwing herself into the
Clyde.>> She went down to the docks
and was about to leap> into the
freezing water> when a handsome young
sailor saw her tottering on> the
edge of
the pier, crying.>> He took pity on
her and said, 'Look, you have
so much
to live for.> 'I'm off to America in
the morning, and if you
like,> I can
stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care
of you and bring you> food
every
day.'>> Moving closer, he slipped
his arm round her shoulder>
and
added, 'I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep
me happy.'>>
The girl
nodded 'Yes' ,after all, what did she have to
lose?> Perhaps a
fresh start
in America would give her life new
meaning.>> That night, the sailor
brought her aboard and hid her in a
lifeboat.>> >From then on,
every night
he brought her three> sandwiches and a
piece of fruit, and they made
passionate love until dawn.>> Two
weeks later, during a routine
inspection
she> was discovered by the captain. 'What
are you doing here?' the
captain >
asked.>> 'I have an arrangement with
one of the sailors', she
explained.> 'I get food and a trip to
America, and he's screwing
me.'>> 'He certainly is', the
captain said. 'This is
the Dunoon Ferry.'>>> -
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