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joke the flu
 
memorexman
Date: 2008-04-29
Time: 17:35:13 		Love Story

I will seek and find you . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with
you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you
moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to
stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will
be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for
days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go
get your flu shot!
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