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!!!!! THE LOVE DRESS !!!!!!

 
bigharry
Date: 2008-04-26
Time: 21:58:23
A woman
stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.


She knocked on the door
then immediately
walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law
lying on the couch, totally
naked.

Soft music was playing, and the
aroma of
perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.


'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from
work.' The daughter-in-law
answered.

' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law
exclaimed.


'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law

explained.


'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Justin loves me to wear this
dress,' she
explained.

'Every time he sees me in this dress, he
instantly becomes romantic and ravages
me for hours.'

The
mother-in-law left. When she got home she
undressed, showered, put on her best
perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic
CD, and lay on the couch waiting
for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in

and saw her lying there so provocatively.

' What are you doing?' he
asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered,
sensually.


'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for
dinner?'
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Re: !!!!! THE LOVE DRESS !!!!!!
 
bigharry
Date: 2008-04-26
Time: 22:04:52
f all on tele at the moment and your busy
flirting. Cant be asked to go out until its
1am so I have to do soemthing to keep
entertained till then
: D
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Re: !!!!! THE LOVE DRESS !!!!!!
 
angelsin
Date: 2008-04-26
Time: 22:11:13
lol harry
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Re: !!!!! THE LOVE DRESS !!!!!!
 
benibabe
Date: 2008-04-26
Time: 22:40:52
little black number works for me every time
wink wink...............................
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Re: !!!!! THE LOVE DRESS !!!!!!
 
bigharry
Date: 2008-04-26
Time: 22:44:49
BB I always imagined you being my LADY in RED
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Re: !!!!! THE LOVE DRESS !!!!!!
 
benibabe
Date: 2008-04-27
Time: 06:04:18
NO WAY HARRY WOULD CLASH WITH MY RED HEAD
PMSL.....................................
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Re: !!!!! THE LOVE DRESS !!!!!!
 
bigharry
Date: 2008-04-27
Time: 15:08:52
BB I thought in one of your threads you had a
(((( HAIR DYE ))))) on offer , or was that
for the PUBIC region
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Re: !!!!! THE LOVE DRESS !!!!!!
 
h0neybum
Date: 2008-04-28
Time: 17:46:25
WAYHAY harry long time no type!! i love it!!!
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