whiskyagogo
Date:
2008-04-25
Time: 17:37:36
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Man goes to the doctors & the doctor says to
him, "I have 2 very bad pieces of news for
you. The 1st is you have cancer, your 100%
riddled with it & your going to die" The guy
says to him - "So whats the 2nd piece of bad
news"? "Well" says the doctor, "Your in the
final stages of Alzheimers disease & your
memorys full of holes" The guy sits for a
moment thinking & then says, "Well look on
the bright side - at least I haven't got
cancer" !!!
There's a pessimist & an optimist - the
pessimist puts his head in his hands & groans
"Oh God, things just can't get any worse" the
optimist says with a big smile on his face...
"OH YES THEY CAN" !!!  |
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