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Wanted Decent woman

 
scruffyb
Date: 2008-03-24
Time: 16:05:16
must like Motorbikes , have a great sense of
humour , be able to cook (send pic of
cooker), drink beer , have a well formed rear
end not too large coz it won't fit on the
rear of me bike anything else
erm.......dunno yet i'll figure that bit out
later
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
scruffyb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 14:20:52
Typical i get 2 replies and there both fussy
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
shirana
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 14:27:24
I like bikes..have a sense of humour,drink
beer occasionally..rear end not too big..

but alas...i can't cook
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
budgieb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 14:29:41
sue you batter a lovely sausage...
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
shirana
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 14:31:45
pmsl@ battering a lovely sausage..
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
budgieb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 14:39:33
its not the size of your ass that matters
dams its how you work it!!!!!
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
budgieb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 14:44:34
i hope not otherwise i have no chance with
such a small nob....
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
budgieb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 14:48:52
i always think the bigger the ass the less
chance of missing after 15pints on a saturday
night....
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
scruffyb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 14:57:30
damm maybe i'm too demanding
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
lil_red_gem
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 14:59:14
Oh scuffy, you forgot to add...must like
doing as she's told, and must keep her hands
off of the tv remote...lol
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
budgieb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 15:02:51
they need glasses dams?????

sarah somethings just dont need saying...
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
lil_red_gem
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 15:05:09
Like men Budgie, us women only do hints and
mind-reading when it pleases us...lol
After all, foreplay doesn't need mentioning,
but we still have to say it - ok, shout it!!!
lol
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
budgieb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 15:07:59
whats this foreplay then....
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
scruffyb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 15:08:32
Sarah : i don't mind allowing the occasional
use of the remote for the TV , as for doing
as there told some hope hence the need for a
Good Sense of Humour for both me an them
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
lil_red_gem
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 15:11:38
it's something that preceeds intercourse, and
if it doesn't happen, neither does the
intercourse - and that's the nicest thing
that can happen.
the more nasty things are...having nether
regions severly bitten, blackmail, or total
sex ban.
i'm sure that there are others, but my mind
isn't too sadistic.
but you get the jist now, surely?! lol
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
scruffyb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 15:13:49
i thought it was something to do wiv a golf
course

there again i don't play Golf either
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
budgieb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 15:14:58
oh i do that....slap her ass and ask if
theres any chance....
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
h0neybum
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 15:15:16
OMG U ARE ALL NUTS!!!!

scruffy if u ever find a girl who fits ur
needs plz ask has she a bro for me?? PMSL

U ARE FLIPPIN IDEALISTIC SARAH GO U GIRL
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
budgieb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 15:16:42
thinking about it most of my foreplay has
been handing over 20 guilders...
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
scruffyb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 15:18:46
dunno it seems looking for girl who can cook
have a bum small enuf to fit on me bike and a
sense of humour is asking too much these days
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
budgieb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 15:21:37
dont worry scruffy they dont know a good
offer when they see one.....ok i'll put my
dress on and buy a take away...oh yeah and
clench my cheeks!!!!!
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
scruffyb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 15:24:50
erm......no.........ta budgie
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
scruffyb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 15:26:40
amends list to

MUST BE Female

p:s in times of Desperate need i can use a
Mircowave
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
lil_red_gem
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 16:29:58
...in times of desperation, i can use a
vibrator lol
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
scruffyb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 16:36:40
i best not cook soya beans then there also a
meat substitute
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
lil_red_gem
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 16:40:43
Don't introduce any male friends - because
they are a potential substitute too...lol
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
scruffyb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 16:45:58
wasn't planning too

i'm a old fashioned one man one girl type
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
h0neybum
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 16:47:25
OFFS sarah ive me vibrator and ive mountie
too
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
lil_red_gem
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 16:47:43
Awww bless you.

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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
scruffyb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 16:54:57
don't mounties allways get there man

s'ok i didn't sneeze
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
LittleMissSunshine
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 17:11:53
Okay. Give me your bank details and credit
card details and I'll offer.

Now all you have to do is fall for me.
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
scruffyb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 17:17:19
A) yer waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
too young

B) I'm Ususally Non Rich

C) last time i looked i had £1-07 in me
Cashbuilder account

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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
h0neybum
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 17:37:48
wow scrufy arent u lucky!!! ive the grand
total of 83p to me name so i need a loan of
some1 any chance??????????????
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
LittleMissSunshine
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 17:42:31
Damn. I was hoping you were a sugardaddy.

Oh well, no money, no use anyway
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Re: Wanted Decent woman
 
scruffyb
Date: 2008-03-25
Time: 18:34:10
such a shame huh , me being Skint i missed me
chance there

maybe i should add female lottery winner also
needed to me list

there again knowing my luck it'd be a £10
winner and the moneys allready spent
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