l_lass
Date:
2008-03-22
Time: 10:18:03
Edited by:chris20 |
You know you are a true Jock if.......
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie,
Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall,
Auchtermuchty and Awfur[censored]sake
2. Ye actually like deep fried pizza fae the
chippie
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day
4. Ye cannae pass a chip/kebab shop withoot
sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall aboot pished withoot spillin
yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits wi
Burberry accessories - Pure Dead Class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C. Nesbitt and
know characters jist like him in yer ain
family
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think its
like gaun tae the ocean
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae
sweer words
11. Ye know whit haggis is made of and
still like eating it.
12. Somedy ye ken his used a fitba
schedule tae plan thur weddin date.
13. Ye've been at a wedding and fitba
scores are announced in the church/Chapel
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries,
pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags
and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Ye know Irn-bru is a hangover cure.
16. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae
dae sums.
17. Ye actually understaun this and ur
gonnae send it tae yer pals.
18. Finally, you are 100% True Jock if you
have ever said/heard these phrases:
Hos it hingin
Clarty
Boggin
Cludgie
Pished
Get it up ye
Wee beasties
Erse bandit
Amurny
Away an bile yer heid
Peely-wally
Humphy backit
Ba' heid
Baw bag
Dubble nugget |
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