[quote][b]From the offices of the
[color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color] Press Corps: The
First Campaigns Of 2008[/b]
[b][u][color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color] Wrestling,
reporting for first duties of 2008,
SIR![/u][/b]
Thats right,
[b][color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color][/b] fans, we
are back from holiday leave to bring you the
first [b][color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color] Wrestling
[/b]campaigns in the new year; if youve
missed us, this will really appeal to you, as
its the first ever
[b][color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color] Wrestling
Double-Shot Weekend[/b]!
[b][u]CAMPAIGN #1[/u][/b]: [b]"Declaration Of
War"[/b], will take place on familiar ground,
at the [b]Collingwood Centre, Great Barr,
Birmingham[/b], on [b]Saturday 16th
February.[/b]
[b][u]CAMPAIGN #2[/u][/b]: [b]"Warpath"[/b]
sees [b][color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color]
Wrestling[/b] invade new territory as the
battle lines are drawn at the [b]Hereford
Leisure Centre, Holmer Rd, Hereford[/b],
[u]THE VERY NEXT DAY[/u], on [b]Sunday 17th
February[/b].
[b][u]The Saga Continues![/u][/b]
The double-shot weekend will see further
developments in the tournament to crown the
inaugural [b][color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color][/b]
United Kingdom Tag Team champions, as the
remaining four teams square off in the
semi-finals.
1. [b]The Dreamtown Boyz (SN:
CA1-V/3H473R01D5) vs. The Kartel (SN:
E3E-45ER23STT)[/b]
The two heart-throbs, [b]Joe[/b] and
[b]James[/b], collectively known as the
[b]Dreamtown Boyz[/b], made their debut at
the Collingwood Centre against the very men
they are scheduled to face in the semis
[b]The Kartel[/b]. In fact, it was this very
engagement that was the catalyst to the
scheduling of this tournament, as the fans
saw chaos break loose when the blind drunk
[b]“Playboy” Phil Bedwell (SN:
E17-14M/8R33D)[/b] wandered into the arena
and exhibited his loudest and most incoherent
behaviour so far, prompting the entire SAS
tag team division to empty out into the
combat area and proceed to brawl with anybody
and everybody, anywhere and everywhere.
[b][color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color] Referee-General
Chris Hatch [/b]emerged, declared the
engagement a No Contest, and went on to
announce the tag tournament to finally settle
all scores.
Aside from aiming for the gold, both teams
will want to get their hands on each other,
as their previous encounter was a
bad-tempered and heated affair as any
engagement with [b]Terry Frazier
(E12-1H47353LL1N9)[/b] and [b]Sha Samuels
(SN:E12-5U573N0N)[/b] is likely to be.
2. [b]Hubba Bubba Lucha (LS1-V/3D07L1P5) vs.
The Brotherhood (SN: ????????)[/b]
There is already much history between the
colourful high-flyers known as [b]Hubba Bubba
Lucha [/b]and the religious zealots of the
[b]Brotherhood[/b]. However, [b]El Ligero
(SN.5-619450630)[/b] and [b]Bubblegum
(SN:M9-X74C70R5))[/b] have not yet faced this
particular version; indeed, it was because of
yet another defeat at the hands of the
flamboyant duo that [b]“Holier Than Thou”
Ashton Brown (SN: ???????)[/b] rebelled
against and usurped the then leader,
[b]“The Gift” Ross Jordan (SN:
??????)[/b], bringing in the monstrous
[b]Constantine (SN: ????????)[/b] to decimate
him and put him out of action in
[b][color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color][/b].
Now that [b]Brown[/b] has the psychotic
fundamentalist at his back, the outcome of
this engagement is likely to be much
different to those of previous matches
between [b]Hubba Bubba Lucha [/b] and [b]The
Brotherhood[/b]. [b]Ligero[/b] and
[b]Bubblegum[/b] intend to fight from
turnbuckle to rope and from apron to canvas,
[b]Brown[/b] is utterly determined to prove
himself, once and for all, and
[b]Constantine[/b]...well, no-one knows what
hes thinking, but you can bet a pound to a
penny that its not the welfare of his
opponents.
[b][u]Anger & Hatred In SAS Vegas[/u][/b]
[b][color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color][/b] fans will
know that there are few individuals in
wrestling, or even the world, more hateful
and ruthless than [b]“The Human Hate
Machine” Dave Moralez (SN:
B43-4-15-18/9-1-14)[/b]. He hates everything
and everyone; in fact, it could be said that
the only thing he loves is hatred. And, as
anyone who has ever stepped in the ring with
him will tell you, he appears to have it in
infinite supply, fuelling him and spurring
him on to more and more acts of increasing
brutality.
However, at the double-shot weekend in
February, he will be going one-on-one with
someone who, the
[b][color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color] Operations
Executive[/b] believe, equals him for pure
volatility and bad-temper: the fiery American
known as [b]Jake (SN: W12-040726)[/b]!
As bad-tempered as a bear with a sore head
and as tough as rhino hide, [b]Moralez[/b] is
likely to find [b]Jake[/b] more than a match
for his limitless hatred and impressive brute
strength, which means
[b][color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color][/b] fans can
expect to see one of the most explosive
contests this country has ever seen. Its
going to be heated, its going to be nasty,
its going to be messy, and its taking place
this February.
[b][u]Mistletoe and
Whine....Whine.....Whine![/u][/b]
It seems that [b][color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color]
Central Command[/b] and the
[b][color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color] Operations
Executive [/b]received several complaints
from [b]SpUd (SN: B43-54407708)[/b] over the
Christmas period, all concerning the same
matter: that he hasnt been in the title
picture for some time.
2008 hasnt seen any change or stoppage in
this; if anything, [b]SpUd[/b]s whinging has
increased, much to the annoyance of everyone
hes harangued.
We at the Press Office have received no news
from the [b]SAS Operations Executive [/b]as
to whether [b]SpUd[/b] will be granted the
title engagement hes clamouring for, but we
do know they have something planned for him
at the double-shot weekend. What is this?
Maintain contact, and youll find out soon
enough!
[b][u]CAMPAIGN #1[/u][/b]
[b][color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color] Wrestling
Presents "Declaration Of War"
[u]Date[/u]: Saturday February 16th
[u]Location[/u]:
Collingwood Centre,
Collingwood Drive
Great Barr, Birmingham
B43 7NF
[u]Doors Open[/u]: 6pm
[u]Show Starts[/u]: 6:30pm
[u]Ticketline[/u]: 07894230029 or at[/b]
[url=[censored]thesuplex[censored]]www.thesup
lex[censored][/url]
[b][u]CAMPAIGN # 2[/u]
[color=#9ACD32]SAS[/color] Wrestling Presents
"Warpath"
[u]Date[/u]: Sunday February 17th
[u]Location[/u]:
Hereford Leisure Centre,
Holmer Rd,
Hereford, Herefordshire
HR4 9UD
[u]Doors Open[/u]: 6pm
[u]Show Starts[/u]: 6:30pm
[u]Ticketline[/u]: 0845 2410978 or at
[/b][url=[censored]thesuplex[censored]]www.th
esuplex[censored][/url][/quote]
From the offices of the SAS Press Corps: The
First Campaigns Of 2008
SAS Wrestling, reporting for first duties of
2008, SIR!
Thats right, SAS fans, we are back from
holiday leave to bring you the first SAS
Wrestling campaigns in the new year; if
youve missed us, this will really appeal to
you, as its the first ever SAS Wrestling
Double-Shot Weekend!
CAMPAIGN #1: "Declaration Of War", will take
place on familiar ground, at the Collingwood
Centre, Great Barr, Birmingham, on Saturday
16th February.
CAMPAIGN #2: "Warpath" sees SAS Wrestling
invade new territory as the battle lines are
drawn at the Hereford Leisure Centre, Holmer
Rd, Hereford, THE VERY NEXT DAY, on Sunday
17th February.
The Saga Continues!
The double-shot weekend will see further
developments in the tournament to crown the
inaugural SAS United Kingdom Tag Team
champions, as the remaining four teams square
off in the semi-finals.
1. The Dreamtown Boyz (SN: CA1-V/3H473R01D5)
vs. The Kartel (SN: E3E-45ER23STT)
The two heart-throbs, Joe and James,
collectively known as the Dreamtown Boyz,
made their debut at the Collingwood Centre
against the very men they are scheduled to
face in the semis The Kartel. In fact, it
was this very engagement that was the
catalyst to the scheduling of this
tournament, as the fans saw chaos break loose
when the blind drunk “Playboy” Phil
Bedwell (SN: E17-14M/8R33D) wandered into the
arena and exhibited his loudest and most
incoherent behaviour so far, prompting the
entire SAS tag team division to empty out
into the combat area and proceed to brawl
with anybody and everybody, anywhere and
everywhere. SAS Referee-General Chris Hatch
emerged, declared the engagement a No
Contest, and went on to announce the tag
tournament to finally settle all scores.
Aside from aiming for the gold, both teams
will want to get their hands on each other,
as their previous encounter was a
bad-tempered and heated affair as any
engagement with Terry Frazier
(E12-1H47353LL1N9) and Sha Samuels
(SN:E12-5U573N0N) is likely to be.
2. Hubba Bubba Lucha (LS1-V/3D07L1P5) vs. The
Brotherhood (SN: ????????)
There is already much history between the
colourful high-flyers known as Hubba Bubba
Lucha and the religious zealots of the
Brotherhood. However, El Ligero
(SN.5-619450630) and Bubblegum
(SN:M9-X74C70R5)) have not yet faced this
particular version; indeed, it was because of
yet another defeat at the hands of the
flamboyant duo that “Holier Than Thou”
Ashton Brown (SN: ???????) rebelled against
and usurped the then leader, “The Gift”
Ross Jordan (SN: ??????), bringing in the
monstrous Constantine (SN: ????????) to
decimate him and put him out of action in
SAS.
Now that Brown has the psychotic
fundamentalist at his back, the outcome of
this engagement is likely to be much
different to those of previous matches
between Hubba Bubba Lucha and The
Brotherhood. Ligero and Bubblegum intend to
fight from turnbuckle to rope and from apron
to canvas, Brown is utterly determined to
prove himself, once and for all, and
Constantine...well, no-one knows what hes
thinking, but you can bet a pound to a penny
that its not the welfare of his opponents.
Anger & Hatred In SAS Vegas
SAS fans will know that there are few
individuals in wrestling, or even the world,
more hateful and ruthless than “The Human
Hate Machine” Dave Moralez (SN:
B43-4-15-18/9-1-14). He hates everything and
everyone; in fact, it could be said that the
only thing he loves is hatred. And, as anyone
who has ever stepped in the ring with him
will tell you, he appears to have it in
infinite supply, fuelling him and spurring
him on to more and more acts of increasing
brutality.
However, at the double-shot weekend in
February, he will be going one-on-one with
someone who, the SAS Operations Executive
believe, equals him for pure volatility and
bad-temper: the fiery American known as Jake
(SN: W12-040726)!
As bad-tempered as a bear with a sore head
and as tough as rhino hide, Moralez is likely
to find Jake more than a match for his
limitless hatred and impressive brute
strength, which means SAS fans can expect to
see one of the most explosive contests this
country has ever seen. Its going to be
heated, its going to be nasty, its going to
be messy, and its taking place this
February.
Mistletoe and Whine....Whine.....Whine!
It seems that SAS Central Command and the SAS
Operations Executive received several
complaints from SpUd (SN: B43-54407708) over
the Christmas period, all concerning the same
matter: that he hasnt been in the title
picture for some time.
2008 hasnt seen any change or stoppage in
this; if anything, SpUds whinging has
increased, much to the annoyance of everyone
hes harangued.
We at the Press Office have received no news
from the SAS Operations Executive as to
whether SpUd will be granted the title
engagement hes clamouring for, but we do
know they have something planned for him at
the double-shot weekend. What is this?
Maintain contact, and youll find out soon
enough!
CAMPAIGN #1
SAS Wrestling Presents "Declaration Of War"
Date: Saturday February 16th
Location:
Collingwood Centre,
Collingwood Drive
Great Barr, Birmingham
B43 7NF
Doors Open: 6pm
Show Starts: 6:30pm
Ticketline: 07894230029 or
at[censored]thesuplex[censored]
CAMPAIGN # 2
SAS Wrestling Presents "Warpath"
Date: Sunday February 17th
Location:
Hereford Leisure Centre,
Holmer Rd,
Hereford, Herefordshire
HR4 9UD
Doors Open: 6pm
Show Starts: 6:30pm
Ticketline: 0845 2410978 or
at[censored]thesuplex[censored]
I don't think it reflects or involves the
regiment, its an American thing I think, I
saw something on Sky TV about men in trucks
and leotards man handling each other and the
logo said something about SAS.
5-619450630)[/b] and [b]Bubblegum
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