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Top :: General ::Chillout Room::
drinking beer |
sini
Date:
2007-11-06
Time: 08:51:20
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SYMPTOM: feet warm and wet.
FAULT: improper bladder control.
ACTION: stand next to nearest dog,
complain about house training.
SYMPTOM: beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: glass empty.
ACTION: get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: opposite wall covered with
fluorescent lights.
FAULT: you have fallen over backward. ACTION:
have yourself leashed to bar.
SYMPTOM: mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: you have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: beer tasteless, front of your shirt
is wet.
FAULT: mouth not open, or glass applied to
wrong part of face.
ACTION: retire to restroom, practice in
mirror.
SYMPTOM: floor blurred.
FAULT: you are looking through bottom of
empty glass.
ACTION: get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: floor moving.
FAULT: you are being carried out.
ACTION: find out if you are being taken to
another bar.
SYMPTOM: room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: bar has closed.
ACTION: confirm home address with bartender.
SYMPTOM: taxi suddenly takes on colorful
aspect and textures.
FAULT: beer consumption has exceeded personal
limitations.
ACTION: cover mouth.
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Re: drinking beer |
sini
Date:
2007-11-06
Time: 09:51:22
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nice one patric.
did ye know, the human brain can only operate
as fast as the slowest brain cells. excessive
intake of alcohol kills brain cells, but
naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. so regular consumption of
beer eliminates the weakest brain cells
makin' the brain a faster an' maer efficient
machine. tat is why ye always feel smarter
after a few beers |
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