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dirty one liners |
shirana
Date:
2007-10-04
Time: 14:47:13
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On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing
in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold
out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I
might slip into a nice Jersey".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and
your donkey ate my rooster. What would you
have?
2 ft. of my [censored] in your ass.
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger
what is the difference between acne and a
catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he
turns 12
heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii
boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm.
yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo
ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg
ooffff.
What's the difference between erotic and
kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they
check to see if anyone else is cumming.
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Re: dirty one liners |
shirana
Date:
2007-10-05
Time: 13:04:48
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Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one
female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg
"I'm not hard yet" |
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Re: dirty one liners |
shirana
Date:
2007-10-05
Time: 13:59:39
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Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a
womans legs ???......
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across
the face
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Re: dirty one liners |
shirana
Date:
2007-10-05
Time: 14:19:16
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A young husband and wife were sunning on a
nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the
woman's vagina. The husband covered her with
a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to
the car and made a dash to the hospital.
After examining her, the doctor explained
that the wasp was too far in to be reached
with forceps. He suggested the husband try to
entice it out by putting honey on his penis,
penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he
felt the wasp.
The man agreed to try, but because he was so
nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion.
"if neither of you objects," the medic said,
"I could give it a try."
Under the circumstances, both agreed. The
doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some
honey and mounted the woman. The husband
watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's
thrust continued for several long minutes.
"Hey, What the hell is happening?"
"Change of plans," The physician panted. "
I'm going to drown the little
[censored]!."
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Re: dirty one liners |
shirana
Date:
2007-10-05
Time: 14:23:09
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So this older guy goes to the doctor asking
for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks
for a large dose of the *strongest* variety.
The doctor asks why he needs so much. The guy
says that two young nymphomaniacs are
spending a week at his place. The doctor
fills the prescription.
Later that week, the same guy goes back to
the doctor asking for pain killers. The
doctor asks 'why, is your dick in that much
pain?', 'no', says the guy, 'it's for my
wrists - the girls never showed up!' |
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Re: dirty one liners |
raven21633
Date:
2007-10-13
Time: 00:54:44
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Why is Superman such a lousy lover? He's
faster than a speeding bullet.
What do you call one of those jelly type
adult toys? Your flexible friend.
My computer geek friend showed up at work
with a black eye this morning. When I asked
him what happened he said he was having it
off with his wife last night, but when he
found the "little button" he instinctively
double clicked.
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Re: dirty one liners |
sweet_nymp
Date:
2007-10-13
Time: 01:10:29
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thats ok i didnt remember posting in this
thread, and my heads in the clouds as its my
last night on this shift, i think you might
have some work sorting out my spellings if
you get bored!! lol |
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