There was a bloke on the radio today (on an
current affairs programme, not aimed at
children) talking about what he called "Bird
poo."
I'd like him to know that he should call it
faeces or excrement or guano or droppings or
[censored] (I won't be offended) but, ffs,
please don't insult our intelligence by using
baby words...t0sser!
my mate as me what would i would do if i was
out with a woman for the first time and a
birs sh@t on my head ? .i told him i`d never
take her out again.
theres an old 70`s song on that theme by a
group called mud it goes a lil like this.
the cat crept in crapped and crept out again
i suggest you buy it play it and sit back and
forget about the feline sh@T probs>
li72 - If cats crap in your garden you should
get a couple of plastic bottles (2 litre coke
bottles or similar) and half fill them with
water. Put one either side of the garden and
the cat crap will stop.
(If it's a big garden you might need more.)
This is no wind up - it works...Apparently
cats will not sh*t anywhere near still water
if they can avoid it...
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