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I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 18:12:36 		...two hands and only one mouth...
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 18:26:22 		Exactly - sometimes I have to pour it in my
ears...
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 18:31:20 		Terrible - just the one mouth...
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 18:32:33 		What happens if we want to eat while we're
drinking...that's right - we have to
stop...terrible...
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 18:45:22 		So I can wash coq au vin down with ... more
vin? (although I know some ladies who'd
prefer more c ... never mind.)
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 19:28:16 		I am Capt Morgan!
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
benibabe
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 19:32:21 		what u sayin u cant get enough lol.........
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
billydenero
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 19:53:56 		Now, if you were a Cow you could have some
REAL fun......four stomachs!
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 20:08:17 		Sorry - I'm a bit tied up some family came
round to meet the new gazebo...
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
surf88
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 20:59:59
I drink

I fall over


no problem

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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 21:08:46 		Ummmmmmmmmmmm - I've bin out the back chattin
and drinkin and smokin and I'm sort of not
sure just at the minute what it is I wanna
say here...ummmm
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 21:13:05 		Uuuuuuggghhh???
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
surf88
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 21:17:27
I drunk therefore I was











your honour









not in the full capacity of my mind,


eeeeerrrrrmmmmmmmmmm

eeerrrrmmmmmmmm




eeerrrmmmmm

eerrmmmm


erm

erm
erm
erm



erm











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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
freerangerdaz
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 21:22:55 		insaaaaaaaaaaneeeeeeeeeee!!
maddddddddddnessssssssssssssssss!!!!!
Thats most people on here
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 21:26:14 		OOOooooohhh JJJJeeeeezzzzz.......


Uuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 21:33:56 		Ohhh - Is that what it was?

Ohh ffs -


UUUUUUUmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 21:39:43 		Ok

OK

Ummm

The quick lazy ummm

The quick lazy fox jumped over the typewriter
or similar...
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 21:46:55 		Yeah, bj, I was wondering that...
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 21:56:50 		I'm not jumping overboard. My wooden leg is
too heavy - it'll drag me down...
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 22:09:37 		Not twelve of us...somebody has to be...






























Sacrificed! (Gulp)...
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 22:19:23 		Jo - doesn't life get tedious...?
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 22:24:40 		Just throw someone overboard. But tie a rope
round 'em first 'cos we'll have to eat em.'
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 22:42:55 		Do you mind - a lot of my best friends,
including my son's gf's father, are poles...
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 22:54:31 		Very well. Fetch 2nd Officer Canute.

(2nd Officer is fetched.)

Right then, Canute, Do something about these
waves; there's a good fellow...
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 23:09:40 		That's a job for the 1st Officer...that's
ummm...you!

On you go.

(Lesson in delegation there - did you
notice?)
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 23:14:42 		Dereliction of duty. That means you'll get a
firing squad.

oh, well. Ho-hum. We'll soon get another
officer...
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
socrates
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 23:20:33 		You should be careful about over-drinkin'.
Last munth a mate of mine died because of it,
when a brewery truck run 'im over.
Stones dead he was.
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 23:24:11 		Geeeez. What a p!sser. Goes to show you can't
be too careful.

btw are you the Socrates who played for
Brazil in the 1970 WC final? Is that you?
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-04
Time: 23:31:04 		Former first officer bjc:

sh!t happens!
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
socrates
Date: 2007-08-05
Time: 00:11:31 		No - my dad was the famous philosopher, Tim
Socrates - but he was a decent footballer
though.
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-05
Time: 08:58:02 		A decent player?

As in - he keeps his shorts on and doesn't
goose the other players in the changing
rooms?
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sweet_nymp
Date: 2007-08-05
Time: 09:41:58 		try straws, you can fit lots of straws in
your mouth and you dont need ot even lift the
glasses up,
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-05
Time: 09:43:31 		Or lie on your back with a funnel in your
mouth and have someone pour it in...
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sweet_nymp
Date: 2007-08-05
Time: 09:44:43 		that only works if you can open your throat
up, otherwise you drown,
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-05
Time: 09:48:44 		Open your throat?

Like that bloke who swallows a glass full of
sugar, then drinks half a pint of water, then
regurgitates the sugar and it's dry...

And he can swallow a billiard ball then bring
it back up...
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sweet_nymp
Date: 2007-08-05
Time: 09:55:24 		thats bizarre,

sword swallowers can open their throats up, i
suppose its safer that way
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-05
Time: 10:02:06 		I wonder who was the first to try
sword-swallowing...and WHY? Why would you try
that.

I have a mate who can open his throat. He
just tilts his head back and pours a pint in
and down it goes. I can't really see the
point in it, he might as well throw the money
down his throat instead.

Do you think we could all learn to do it or
do they have to be born that way?
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sweet_nymp
Date: 2007-08-05
Time: 11:20:35 		i have been practising for years and i cant
open my throat up so im guessing its a
genetic thing,
but i agree with you a pint in one is just
throwing money down your throat, you need to
save it for stag nights and doing the yard of
ale
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-08-05
Time: 11:26:23 		You've been practising for years...

...ummmm...

...no; I'm not going to ask!
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
tomptmp
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 16:56:07 		iv got a drink problem 2...







shops closed!
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
girlnextdoor
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 20:08:20 		2 hands, 2 drinks, 2 straws into one mouth
go...

See? sorted!!
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 20:42:13 		There's an Offy open up Woodbridge Rd, Tom
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sweet_nymp
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 21:00:05 		kel straw in the bottle and problem sorted,
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sweet_nymp
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 21:20:07 		use an I.V drip it goes straight to the blood
then
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 21:21:20 		I'm waiting to try that thing gnd said^^ but
the taxi hasn't arrived with the straws,
yet...
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sydney2500
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 21:29:11 		I got a drink problem too. I only have 70cl
left
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sweet_nymp
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 21:36:14 		im working and cant frink but im smoking so
much more to make up for it
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 21:39:51 		Ain't it a [censored] when you can't frink?
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sydney2500
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 21:40:41 		smoke, yes, brb
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 21:43:15 		Sydney, when the 70cl runs out you might have
to be imaginative...have you considered
TCP?...



...nail polish remover...?

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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sydney2500
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 21:48:11 		Na but I think there maybe some wine type
substance in the kitchen.
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sweet_nymp
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 21:52:41 		ok so looking over my shoulder and hoing i
press the right keys is not my best move, but
i was close


see what not drinking does to me its just not
right
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 21:54:35 		You've started me on it now, Syd. I just
finished a beer so now I've puored a glass of
wine.

Why is it called "wine" anyway? It's a crap
name. It should be called glop-glop, don't
you think?
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sydney2500
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 21:56:44 		No it is called wine cause it is so cr@p all
people do is whine when that is all there is
left to drink. lol
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 22:11:18 		I think red wine's brill. Merlot is 2nd only
to Morgan's Spiced Rum on my list (well I
haven't actually got a list - I'm not that
sad.)

I'm f glad I'm not you Nymph, You have a real
problem there. I'm ok though, I'm smoking and
drinking (and just going into smug mode...)
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sydney2500
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 22:15:09 		Only on the way there Kelly. lol

On the way home I was just very tired but the
pro plus did help.

In fact I think I am getting adicted to them
lol!!
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sweet_nymp
Date: 2007-09-05
Time: 22:24:36 		the only real problem is that work gets in
the way of drinking, i need a new job where i
can just drink all day, do you think that
wychwood breweries need tasters?????
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Re: I Have a Drink Problem...
 
sawneybean
Date: 2008-07-27
Time: 17:17:21 		I have this vague memory. Years ago I was in
Bath (an excellent town.) I was in a pub
drinking really good beer and there was an
excellent blues band playing. I was prob
pish'd.

Something was called Hobgoblin.
Might have been the pub.
Might have been the beer.
Might have been the band.

Wychwood Brewery rings a bell...

(Does Wychwood Brewery brew dogs b0ll0x?)
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