The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After
all the background checks, interviews, and
testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two
men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one
of the men to a large metal door and handed
him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the
circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill Her!"
The man said, "You canīt be serious, I could
never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then youīre not the right
man for this job. Take your wife and go
home."
The second man was given the same
instructions. He took the gun and went into
the room.
All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I
tried, but I canīt kill my wife."
The agent said, "You donīt have what it
takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the womanīs turn. She was
given the same instructions, to kill her
husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I
had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL of the story: Women are evil. Donīt
mess with them!
u cant really define sumthing that to us is
naturally evil, as evil. evil wud be doin
sumthin that the person wud class as evil,
women are naturally nasty and evil so its
normal for them, so evil wud be doing worse
than evil.
in sumation no women are not evil, they just
dont like men all that much.
never a truer word said, its the men we are
with that turn us into cold blooded killers ,
id make sure the gun was loaded b4 i shot it
lol, well as far as my ex is concerned that
is.
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