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typical drunken nites, fun fun fun |
barmybabe
Date:
2007-06-10
Time: 11:54:26
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drunken nites, fun fun fun
1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY
BAG/COAT IS.
2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS
OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY ASS
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE HOTEST
DANCE MOVE AROUND
3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK
SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO THE LOO, I REALIZE I
NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS
AGO.
5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. BURGER KING CHEESE
BURGER ON THE FLOOR, PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON
EATING IT (AS I FEEL IF I DONT GET FOOD ASAP
I MAY DIE OF STARVATION)
6. I START DRUNKEN BONDING TELLING EVERYONE I
SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.
7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND
DOWN CLAPPIN MY HANDS EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE
GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME
9. I HONESTLY BELIEVE I HAVE DEVELOPED A
CLOSE FRIENDSHIP WITH MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE
DJ AND REFUSE TO LEAVE HIM ALONE UNTIL HE
PLAYS "MY SONG"
10. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH (PERHAPS
SCORIN) APPEARS EXTREMELY
ATTRACTIVE......HOWEVER WHEN THE LIGHTS AT
THE END OF THE NIGHT OR PHOTOS
DEVELOPED.....WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY.....WE
ARE TALKIN SHREK
11. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF
CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING
OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY
OVERWHELMING.........
12. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY
OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I KEEP
THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS
EXOTICALLY SEXY.
13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK)
CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST
WHITE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO
LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.
14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS
STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN
FLOOR
15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A
BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE
WRONG WAY BUT..." OR ELSE SPILL EVERY
SECRET/GOSSIP I HAVE EVER BEEN TOLD
16. I FAIL TO CHANGE INTO PJ'S ON MY ARRIVIAL
HOME SAME APPLIES TO TAKING OFF
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Re: typical drunken nites, fun fun
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barmybabe
Date:
2007-06-10
Time: 12:10:04
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my last night out ended up with me bing
lifted for assult on a doorman
ffs if only i could enjoy wat normal people
do
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