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bob monkhouse

 
albeano
Date: 2007-03-28
Time: 14:27:15
bob was excellent at stand up... I'm trying
to find video or audio reference of one of
his jokes - "I always thought I'd die like my
father, quietly in his slee., Not like his
passnegers, screaming and terrified". Does
anyone know which dvd or video it might be
on, or where I can find a clip of him
delivering it?
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
albeano
Date: 2007-03-28
Time: 14:29:17
and here's the joke again minus typos
"I always thought I'd die like my father,
quietly in his sleep. Not like his
passengers, screaming and terrified"
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
no1punk
Date: 2007-03-28
Time: 14:36:28
I think I've heard that before on an old 100
greatest comedian show or something but I
don't no what DVD it's from sorry.
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
girlnextdoor
Date: 2007-03-28
Time: 14:37:07
OOOOh noooo, can't stand that man....sorry

Good luck though
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
quercus
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 01:00:49
''When i was trying to decide what to do
for a living i said i wanted to be a
comedian,everyone laughed. Well they're not
laughing now! '' Such a brilliant
self-deprecating line,i've always thought he
was
underrated
I worked as a gardener at a national trust
place for a while and while researching the
history of the property i found that a film
was made there called 'An Alligator called
Daisy' in which Bob Monkouse made a cameo,
alongside Donald Sinden and Diana Dors
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cherrypxx
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 01:04:33
omggg...i love that man....hes dead sexy
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cherrypxx
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 01:12:53
hes a main mannnnnnnnnnnnn
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cherrypxx
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 01:42:49
only yours alison..pmsl
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cherrypxx
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 01:44:39
u look siamese to me
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cherrypxx
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 01:49:03
thats a man LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
mysterious_x
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 01:49:51
pmsl

tithead
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cherrypxx
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 01:52:35
thats a man deffo and his mummy is his
wife...lmaooooooooooo
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cherrypxx
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 02:02:11
bernie lost his bolt in the loos
there....spoilt pinched them
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cherrypxx
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 02:10:22
his nuts were nibbled on but....alas! they
were bad so they chucked them up
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cherrypxx
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 02:28:36
hes injected himself wiv it
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cathyb_
Status: Moderator
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 20:03:01

I really liked Bob Monkhouse


It was really sad-those adverts where he was
speaking from beyond the grave


creepy
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cathyb_
Status: Moderator
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 20:15:14

It was so sad

that advert

I had to turn it off
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cathyb_
Status: Moderator
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 20:20:19

Poor Bob

And his prostrate
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
brucie_bonus
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 20:24:02
Didn't he do well.
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
brucie_bonus
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 20:26:51
Lionel my luvvie
Nice to see you,to see you nice.
Any sign of a knightood yet?
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cathyb_
Status: Moderator
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 20:27:46


PMSL


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Re: bob monkhouse
 
brucie_bonus
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 20:36:42
Rumbas not up to your standard luv,i'm
practising with the hoe down (turns to
audience with a cheeky grin).
Saw you on extras christmas special the other
day, you were marvellous dear
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cathyb_
Status: Moderator
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 20:37:22



Ah bless


Youll be needing a zimmer soon brucie tho



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Re: bob monkhouse
 
brucie_bonus
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 20:39:46
Thank you Cathy
thats very appealing
now come on dolly
do your dealing.
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cathyb_
Status: Moderator
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 20:40:57


Oh dear I think there dead darling






How Anthea Bruce?
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cathyb_
Status: Moderator
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 20:42:44


Anthea





Cuddly toy

Cuddly toy


memories are made of his


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Re: bob monkhouse
 
socrates
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 23:52:30
You two should form a double act.
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Re: bob monkhouse
 
cherrypxx
Date: 2007-12-29
Time: 23:57:15
i thought they were
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