Imagine the scene...me partying, Hacienda,
Manchester...fab night, then arrived home
early hours...only to find myself with a huge
"red stain" on the back of my
clothes...ABMUSM! (God I'm honest)!
It has to be Pax! Always! And girls/women who
use pads & not tried pax - don't know how pax
will FREE them from the horrors of pads,
feeling like your waddling like a duck,
always conscious that "something is showing"
etc etc
One of me mates wives has a cleaning
buissness they clean lots of toilets in pubs
and some clubs.I asked her once what was the
dirtiest place she had cleaned.She said it
was a bathroom in a nightclub it was like a
scene from horror film there was bloody
tampons stuck on the walls on the ceiling on
the floor and bloody finger streaks on the
wall and puke all over handbasins on
toilets.She says womens toilets are always
dirtier than mens.
Moij, I don't know how I lose the
string (if I did, it wouldn't be bloomin lost
now would it)?! Anyway, imagine the scene
= Whisky, her boyfriend & a pair of tweezers!
God, I'm too bloomin honest aren't I. lol.
Fluke babe, periods are such a heavy/hard
work situation in a young girls life. My very
1st period hit me just when I'd bought a pair
of skin tight jeans to go rollerskating in,
on a school trip! I didn't know nothing bowt
pads/tampax at all. Even looking my dad in
the eye after I 1st started was terrible, its
like you think everyone around you knows or
can smell it... its even worse when you have
a dog as a household pet or see any other dog
- because they CAN smell it! It can be very
difficult to shove a dog away at a time when
your feeling very paranoid about the whole
thing!
Soz, what I meant to say Fluke is... that...
young girls have a hard enough time with
periods as it is, it can be very difficult
when you have no advice regarding starting
your periods, you often feel
alone/unclean/paranoid etc, I believe that I
must always be honest & upfront in life, I
just hope that being open like this on here,
will help young girls who need any help
regarding this issue - that it will enable
them to PM one of us or seek advice in a
similar way!
Fluke, you'd be very surprised if you met me
- I have a lot of class. Sites such as UKCB
are fine for having a laugh or joke, but also
have a responsability to others needing
advice etc. I always try to be honest on here
- I must admit that here I'm typing to people
who will never know me in real life, so would
say more than I normally would! But! Also I
am always conscious of others reading these
threads - I had an horrific childhood, that
bad that I had no-one to turn to ever! I
don't care if you don't like what I've typed
- I just care that maybe on here what I've
typed will help some other poor kid possibly
not be too paranoid to seek out any of us or
others for help & advice!
Tampax definitely....Here's a little tip
too...when renwewing the brake fluid on a
Yamaha R1, the largest size they do will soak
up all the brake fluid from the master
cylinder reservoir thus preventing any
spillage....dunno about pads....'cept brake
pads like.....
Whisky chortles & chuckles at Wolfie!
Never bloomin thought of that application
Wolfie, so I suppose that when your at a
party on the `moors' & you come off a bike
whilst doing jumps & land in a wet
cowpat...well Wolfie...thats where the pads
come in usefull! lmao
Never thought of that lol....i'll put some in
the emergency underwear bag in the kit box
next time i go cowfield jumping...don't want
to get caught out again like the last time i
fell off and found i needed a fresh pair of
skivvies....
1 tampax, 2 pairs of skivvies, about 6 pads &
we're on a roll! (Well no, actually I was the
one who was rolling, but wots a roll in
cowpat between friends)!
whoever said that tampons are more hygeinic i
suggest u google it. i stumbled across a wee
book in the reference section of my library
in my college days. You would not believe the
bacteria on a clean tampon. they are not
sterile and have stuff like e-coli and
streptococcus on them. Yeah i get that they
are more hygeinic cos u dont get clotty pubes
though. I have a gash like a clowns pocket so
little white mice just rattle around and fall
out.and they make me cramp. must say though,
for the past year i been missing periods only
having the odd one. and i'm on the pill. must
be the change. so i wont need to make the
difficult choice of wings or no wings soon
i havent tried them yet but i must say i am
in agreement with missyc(if i got dat
right)pax are deffo better than pads i mean
dosen't anyone fink pads just make u feel
well dirrty??? also this is a gr8 thread and
we need more of em lol does anyone else
suffer with reallly bad PMT and is a total
[censored] while there on and the week b4 plz
share ur thoughts cos i need sum ways of
taming my ugly side lol xx thnx agn xxx
love this thread. maybe if there was more
discussion i wouldn’t have had a lad say to
me when we were both 17 that he thought woman
had periods all the time and somehow stopped
them with miracle superpowers when they
wanted to have sex.
i have a dog. 5 days a month it wont come
near me. some dogs are not as stupid as some
people who still insist on talking to me
knowing im going to, i admit, irrationally
flip.
i try to tell myself not to give in to the
murderous, vicious cow that takes over my
body and mind (i call her cheryl,i think it’s
a nice name).
i mostly succeed but its very hard. i just
make sure no weapons are readily available
and am glad i don’t own an ice pick, box
cutter, machete, sword, lead piping,
candlestick, rope, dagger, revolver
,spanner.
oh, and pads all the way, pax are breeding
grounds for disease although i do risk pax if
im going out.
worse craziness than PMT can, i assure you ,
be found with use of the contraceptive
injection depo provera. I was completely
period free, but an absolute maniac for a
year.
Realised i was going too far when i had to be
prized off a co worker who i had dragged
through 2 rooms by his hair and was about to
smack his face off a wall.
He had only jokingly kicked my foot as i was
walking, to make me stumble.
Aww this thread brings back memories of when
i was at college and had loads of time to
come online and chat away on the forums but
now look once a week if im lucky!
I preferred to use pads as i found tampax a
bit eww now ive had the injection depo
provera so i dont have to worry about periods
i now just have to remember the date to get
my injection done which is a pain as i have
the biggest fear of needles ever!
Im glad the people that use these forums have
a good sense of humour apart from the odd one
or two that obviously cant take what goes on
in the world... for god sake get a life all
women go through them at some stage and its
not gross at all some people are so ignorant
to the everyday things that happen in the
world!
I was in more pain with my ex's periods than
she was, but i don't understand guy's who get
all weird just coz they have to buy tampax or
pads, it was just one more item on the
shopping list for me...
does that implant no make u gain weight any1
i know with that or on the pill/injection
blows up like balloons, speaking from
experiance. However pads are better for you
but still yuck, they dont hold the bacteria
inside, big yuck, just get paraniod they show
when wearing jeans crap. Tried pax the bassa
thing fell out
not very nice lol. So stick to the old
fashioned ways lol.
i cant believe i've not seen this thread!
i'm wi honey and shadow, but i'm on my 3rd
implant (left arm), i still get the
moodswings though!
i find it funny that guys dont realise we all
talk about this stuff anyway!
Women talk about everything. The great
'communicators' of the species. If us blokes
talked more to Women, then maybe more
relationships would stand the test of time.
yeah, i know what you mean, i had a break
between 1 + 2, they were awful! like the
start of labour!
i've been fine wi the one i have in now, i've
not put on weight wi mine but i canny lose
the weight i put on wi the depo-provera jab,
that was bad!
well girls if u really dont wanna suffer all
them pads and tampox get the contreceptive
injection lol
it will stop 'ur periods' best thing i ever
did lol
Ive had them 2 yrs no problems.
I was on the blob last week and it was always
for me. couldnt be arsed with crampax, but i
still use crampons if i'm going out i dunno
why, in case someone sees i guess. but i do
miss wearing thongs though, having to go back
to oxter clingers when i'm jamming isnt
nice.
Years ago I went to the shops, I had put a
pad on before hand. When I got back home, it
had vanished! I never did find it, wonder who
did. Must have slipped out of my knicker leg
LOL
LOL @ both those last posts..those old fash
pads are still in use in some hospitals, I
reckon they are washing them and re using, no
one should have a backlog of pads like that!!
aye, i know what you mean cheeky, hospitals
have INDUSTRIAL pads.
you couldnt try a sneaky flush with one of
them
i mind after having first kid (at home)i went
for a wee and as i flushed the loo i pulled
my knix up and the pad fell in the loo
It jammed it up llf, my mum was jigglin at it
with a coathanger and everything but that
thing was like the hoover dam in there. We
were just about to call the plumber when it
relented and floated on through the u bend.
now ive had the injection depo
