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Age: 40 Gender: Male Relationship: Single - Not Looking Sexuality: Straight Recent Quizzes: ladybugs 50 50 questionnaire Knowing yourself - Part 2 Knowing myself
Location / Univeristy
County: Region: Canterbury Country: United Kingdom
About me
Profession: Jailor and wordsman...
Favourite Things: People who write and text the old-fashioned way. So if you send me a “LOOPLE COLDSPLAT ILMFAO” don’t expect a reply. Not only do I not like the repetitive use of acronyms, inappropriate placement also plays a key role… (Me) Hi, how are you? (You) Not very good, I’ve just had both my legs amputated LOL! See it just doesn’t work does it? Now if we were playing online charades and you were struggling to identify a sought-after holiday location… (Me) Clue One: I’m kneeling before a low-slung wooden coffee table. (Me) Clue Two: I’ve unzipped my flies and extended my appendage across the top of the table. (Me) Clue Three: With a look of trepidation about me, I begin to weald a large wooden mallet above my head. (Me) Give up? (You) Yes I’m going to have to. (Me) It’s Bangkok! (You) LOL. See now that works doesn’t it… Favourite Stuff: Writing!!! The clues in the name you see... Preview my work at: www.writer4hire.me.uk Reading, cinema, theatre, cooking and shopping. Good food, conversation, travel (From India to Barbados) the sea, calmness…
About me: I am but a vending machine for words… I’m a 39 year-old single male, who is rapidly approaching his waist size. I am eager to develop a sincere "E" friendship with an equally aged and proportionate female. (Looks/colour/sexuality non-important) I don't do MSN, I’m not interested in phone-sex, cam-sex, cyber-sex or try-virtual-sex, nor do I wish to know the colour of your panties… Recently broke up from a twenty-five year relationship… Throughout that long period we were inseparable. We shared the high points and the lows. I still crave her badly; miss her touch, feel and presence. I miss her aroma; her scent that filled these empty rooms has become no more than a faded memory. Sometimes I sight her within the touch of another. Prompting a yearning, a longing, a desire that makes we want to scream, “I want you back.” Her name I shall whisper in my sleep. Her name I whisper, was Benson & Hedges… Some of the time, I’m rude, obnoxious, insensitive, uncaring, arrogant, egotistical, shallow, greedy, ignorant and selfish. Most of the time, I’m thoughtful, sensitive, loving, caring, smart, polite, respectful, understanding, generous and a good listener. All of the time, I’m honest. (Does my bum look big in this? Err, of course not...) So if you've bothered to read this all the way down to here and are seeking a genuine boy-girl friendship, without the need to exchange body fluids, then PM me! Simon.
Appearance: Imagine you’ve got plastercine models of East-end hard-man Phil Mitchell, tougher East-end hard-man Ray Winstone and roly-poly Northern-wimp Johnny Vegas. Now mash them altogether! Looks a bit like me doesn’t it… :)
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Last Seen on Website: 2008-07-01 20:12:39 Signup Date: 2007-10-28 09:30:21 Regular: Work in Progress