Age: 32 Gender: Male Relationship: Single - Looking Sexuality: Straight
Location
/ Univeristy
Town/City:
glasgow County: Region:
Glasgow Country:
United Kingdom
About me
Profession:
computer engineer
About me:
Well I'm an emotionally unstable alcoholic with a penchant for crack whores, mail order bride websites and touching myself at night.
Sometimes I enjoy relaxing by playing Simon Says with some quadriplegics but they get fed up coz i always win. When I want to do something productive I reach for a crowbar and beat myself relentlessly around the head until unconsciousness occurs.
I won't called you "miss", hold a door open for you or give you sympathy - you're a big girl, put the seat down yourself. If people accuse me of being sexist, I can rest assured in my mind that I am, indeed, the sexiest sexist.
So if you ever feel like being handcuffed to a rusty old dog of a thing (and I'm not talking about cars here) give me a shout and I'll set you up within three working days, deposit necessary and no money back guarantee.
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Appearance:
32 yr old..5 foot 10 n gorgeous lol
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Last Seen on Website: 2008-10-11 22:59:54 Signup Date:
2007-02-01 18:01:45 Regular: Work in Progress
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