Age: 53
Gender: Female
Relationship: Divorced
Sexuality: Straight
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Canada
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| About me |
Profession:
Repairer of church roofs...hitchiker and professional moocher....lamplight failure reporter |
Favourite Things:
Anything free...norty bits on hunks...cherry cheesecake..shopping, drinking beer, manhunting with Hellen08 and Nymphette using Blackheart2's credit card
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About me:
I am straight (until i bend over but touch and you are dead mister) Education: Street corners till I gained two distinct points. Graduated to lamp posts and my final year was with the Applefugel Tarting finishing school where I acheived honours and my doctorate...and passed my oral exam (French Canadian) with flying colors. My jobs have been varied ie: hand, blow etc. My recent employment with the government will end next month (early release for good behaviour) After that I shall be moving to a new lamp post and hope to see you there. |
Appearance:
Blonde/Brunette, bald...Amazonian princess with blue eyes and a winning smile and a penchant to use lots of mascara due to the fact that it gets washed off lots. I am so tall if i wear high heels i need oxygen. My best points are hidden so wait till you have at least said hello before you ask to see them. Last but not least is my proficiency with computers (I know exactly the right angle to throw them out the window) so come up and see me sometime and don't forget your credit card cause I like shopping....lots and lots of shopping.
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Last Seen on Website:
2008-08-21 04:56:40
Signup Date:
2007-01-26 21:55:23
Regular: Work in Progress
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