Age: 25 Gender: Male Relationship: Single - Looking Sexuality: Straight
Location
/ Univeristy
Town/City:
City Centre County: Region:
Nottingham Country:
United Kingdom
About me
Profession:
Graphic Designer
Favourite Things:
Graphic Design, Making Music, Film, Politics, History, Etymology, Physics, Quantum Physics, Temporal Physics, Other Applied sciences, Gravimetrics, Rocket Sciences, Current Events.
About me:
I'm 25 years of age, this will probably change next year. I come from Nottingham in the UK. I am something of an idle genius, so if vast intellect offends you, don't bother talking to me. I'm extremely opinionated too.
•If I answer a question you can't, this does not mean that google is my friend, it just means that I am way more intelligent than you apparently are.
•Yes, I believe that alien life exists. This galaxy alone provide as mathematical certainty that other life exist and the size of just this universe provides the mathematical certainty that it would be intelligent life.
•I abhor text speak. It shows that you're either ill-educated or plain ignorant if you can't construct a proper sentance.
•My idea of a first date? Get the old betamax out and watch button moon over a bottle of wine and if you don't know what betamax is then, bless your heart. Come round and I'll run you a bath and wash behind your ears in Matey and cook your fireman sam chicken shapes.
•I hate football. A group of grown men kicking a bag of wind around a garden lawn is not my idea of fun.
•I like older women (this meaning older than 27. Why? Well, younger girls are naught but dolly birds or fairy's only concerned about what's on corrie. I can feel my IQ points drop off just thinking about it.
•I'm not religious. Christianity is a lie based on ancient sun worship. Some bright spark comes along and replaces 'sun' for 'jesus' calling him the 'son' and wayhay! Someone's quids in, aren't they?
I mean, come on, Religion? If there was a prize for the most load of bullshit spouted in a single millenia, then religion would get the prize. It actually has you convinced that there's this invisible man who lives in the sky watching everything you do of every minute of every day. And he has a list. A list of ten things he does not want you to do otherwise he has a special place for you full of torture and death and torment where you'll scream and choke and burn for all eternity.
But he loves you...
And he needs money! He always needs money!
The church rakes in billions in currencies each year paying no tax.
All powerful, all wise, all knowing but just can't get the hang of money, for some reason.
Talk about bullshit? Holy shit.
•Don't try to insult me, it only shows how your stupidity is only exceeded by your ignorance.
•If you had the bits and bobs necessary to build a time machine, I could probably get it to work.
Appearance:
Human, mostly :)
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Last Seen on Website: 2008-12-04 20:27:31 Signup Date:
2007-04-14 16:02:38 Regular: Work in Progress
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