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Profile - cold_fishette [Show Forum Posts]
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Relationship: Single - Not Looking
Sexuality: Straight



Location / Univeristy
County:
About me
Profession:

Proctologist - think about it...
Favourite Things:

Anything that society as a whole, frowns upon.
About me:

After experiencing this site for a while, I'm providing the following information for anyone who wants to know, it will save you asking and also save me having to relentlessly answer the same old, same old questions week in...week out.

Name: 'Her'
Age: 38
Lives in: UK
Relationship Status: See above
Employment: Sales
Children : Yes
Style: My own, fashion is successfully aimed at those belong to the herd mentality.

Yes, I do have msn...

No, I don't want to either give my email address to you or see your webcam, thank you!

No, I don't want...to know how horny you are, to have a ''little bit of fun'' with you, to receive a massage from you, to experience a 3 sum with you and your significant other, to meet you, to have any kind of sexual relationship with you, to see your genitals or to know that you have your 'big, meaty one' in your hand as we chat....thank you!

Favourite fantasy : A man who thinks with his brain and not his penis. I can live in hope...die in Caergwrle (If you get that and aren't from my locality, kudos to you *bows*)

Favourite position: Semi-prone on my sofa each Friday night with a large vodka and red bull in one hand and a copy of Dale Carnegie's 'How To Win Friends and Influence People' in the other.

My bite can be much worse than my bark.

If you cannot spell sufficiently, I will not reply.











Appearance:

Long, waist length, soft brown hair, big blue eyes, high cheekbones, soft and full lips, long neck, ample breasts, bingo wings on upper arms, small hands, shapely fingers, noticeable waist, wobbly beer belly, wide, child bearing hips, huge dimply arse, cellulite laden thighs, rugby players knees, thick calves, small feet.I'm shaped like a pear and a prickly one at that.

Now you don't have to ask.
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Last Seen on Website: 2008-10-14 16:13:53
Signup Date: 2008-06-11 00:13:38
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