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| Profile - bodrum21 [Show Forum Posts] |
Age: 39
Gender: Male
Relationship: Single - Looking
Sexuality: Straight
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Town/City:
bodrum
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Turkey
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Favourite Things:
ask mel_b
Date: 2007-01-24
Time: 20:12:32 During one of her daily classes a teacher
trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to
the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go
pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would
be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to
go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice
to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your
brain for once and show us your good
manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be
excused for a moment? I have to shake hands
with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted me later pls |
About me:
I have just bought the wife a new car for
valentines day and thought she would be
delirious.Apparently not,she told me she
wants something that goes from zero to 100
mph in a split second, so i have been out
today & bought her some weighing scales. by my regards erdal xxx |
Appearance:
07:49:26 Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can
kill you; the next day I stopped smoking...
Twelve days ago, I read that too much
red meat can kill you; the next day I stopped
eating red meat...
Eight days ago, I read that drinking
can kill you; the next day I stopped
drinking...
Yesterday, I read that having sex can
kill you; this morning I sto
pped reading! |
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2007-11-02 04:22:06
Signup Date:
2007-01-27 18:26:57
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