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London County: Region:
Luton Country:
United Kingdom
About me
Profession:
Student
Favourite Things:
Studying Computers.
In university studying Computer Programming, System Architecture & Systems
"Meh + TrickyDiky are teh ™Irregular Behotches ™ , we are teh shat nd dnt care bout teh "beach boy" mods in teh regs room ...... :( . or teh pool table ... :( .......
:D :D :D AYE LUV ALAN CARR :D :D :D
Funneh quotes from friday night project :
-6) look whats going down mischa ... canabalism...... a pensioner was in hospital this week , after someone broke into his house and tried to eat him alive , typical pensioners MOAN MOAN MOAN , they moan when no one comes and visits them AND WHEN SOME DOES AND EATS THEM THEY STILL [edited] MOAN !!!!
-5) the cost of the olypics is rising again , its set to rise above 1.5 billion this includes a running track and an aquatic center ... alan carr : an aquatic center ? god if its the same people building wembely it would be cheaper to wait for the ice caps to melt and as for a runnin track ? A RUNNING TRACK AROUND THE EAST END ? like people need more of an incentive to run around that [edited] heap !!!!!
-4)look whats goin down sharon ........ its scotland , no sharon dont aww me .. scotlands poor health and low life expectancy has seen it ranked this week as the worst small country in europe , they are even worse than iceleand , and for the scots out there , its the country not the place where you go and buy your frozen pies :) !!!!!
-3) hello good evening and welcome to the friday night news , im gok wan ... and im alan carr ... former deputy prime minister john prescott revealed this week that he used to suffer from bolemia ... now i dont want to sound un sympathectic but im guessing the fat [edited] forgot the throwing up part !!!!
-2) margaret yer [edited] is laughable , ya fired !!!
-1) look whats going up john ... prisoners rights , vegan prisoners are to be given certain dispensations whilst they serve time in priosn , they have the right to not eat meat or use anything that has been tested on animals .... oh so its alright to rape , murder , torture humans but dnt huwt teh lil bunny wabbits , and dont give me that " no meat is ganna past my lips " you just wait till you get to those prison shower ... what do you think those cocks are made of ?? quorn ? !!!!!
0) look whats goin down rupert ...... love island .... nnoo noo its crap.. honestly , love island is so desperate they have put in 90's pop star abz from 5 .. i mean have they got any shame ? what next ? george micheal and john leslie appearing on the horizon in a peddilow ? i mean .. stuck in the pacific with bianca gascoine and shane lynch , EVEN A [edited] TSUNAMI WOULD TURN BACK FACED WITH THOSE TALENTLESS [edited] !!!!!
1 )U WNT MEH 2 PUT UR[edited]
2)do you expect meh teh talk mr brevet , no mr bond i expect u teh [edited] , NOT MY WORDS , ACTOR DANIEL CRAIGS WORDS !!!
3)wendy richards is quittin eastenders afta 22 years , she says she quit cause paulines marriage is dis lawful to arthur , ARTHUR IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER U MENTALIST , U DONT EVEN WORK IN A PROPA LAUNDRETTE SO [edited] CHEER UP YA MISERABLE COW !!!!
4)Amy winehouse become a recluse because of bad achne?? thats funny cause when she was on crack and fackin cocaine [edited]runnin round teh house at all hours in her bra asking photographers have yer seen meh cat , yeah its dead , its on yer head !!!!!
5) look whats going down mariah ... sexist banter .. new discrimination laws has made it an offence to over indulge in sexist banter to staff waiters and waitresses ...... oi sugar tits im talkin !!!!
6) going down mariah ... gay spies ..... can you really imagine a gay bond chick checkin out teh gadgets i mean come on ...... so what does this do Q , does it fire a poison dart ? has it got a tracking device ? .... no bond its mascara , it makes your eye lashes more luxorient .. and heres the cleva bit .... its 100 % waterproof ..... FAB !!!
About me:
Mad inta Trance / Electro / House / Dutty House Musik / Progressive Trance / Acid / Electronica / Hard House
! WOOP WOOP !
I say what i think , if ya dont like it , tough [edited] :D , Smoke & Drink. only live once might as well do it all :D ,
5ft 11 " , muscle build
If you aint around my age den dont even try talking to me , not interested
18-23
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